Well these need no explanations, just soak up the motivation!
Monday, 29 September 2008
Sunday, 28 September 2008
F1 F1 what the freak!!!
Oh MY GOD F1 weekend yo!, and I proudly say i was present at the circuit of the world's first F1 night race, world's first street race, world's first time I went to an F1 race and its the world's first time I love those insanely fast 750bhp cars wooo!
Marina Bay was awesome but the cars whoa, although to the average joe it may seem that you just turn your head in an orderly fashion every time you hear a car zooming past, catching only a fraction of a second of the car, but its the atmosphere, enthusiastic F1 fans from all around the world, hot pit girls and hot blazing cars (not to mention the burning brake pads) that makes up the entire F1 experience, warning its gonna be loud.
(pics comin soon) (patience)
More laughs...
Tis the season to be laughing hoho haha, therefore straight fresh from my favourite website comes the laugh you needed for a long time.
haha best description, applicable to all around the world
ok i really dunno that the world has changed so much since i last stayed here
well here something thats fresh, and happy
haha haha haha
haha best description, applicable to all around the world
ok i really dunno that the world has changed so much since i last stayed here
well here something thats fresh, and happy
haha haha haha
oops suddenly the kitty cat don't look that kind anymore
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
Back to the funny stuff...
quite true eh
now this is just pee-licious
Ministry of sound outdoors
Do not sit!
this should be the way to test your eyesight
If Singapore adopts this, people may actually stay away from drinking (p.s for max effect put the costs beside them)
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Thumbs up!!!
Go Zp... slyhterin person...lame peer....fren...brave through the present for a better future :)
working sucks...
當我向老板請假的時候，老板寫了這封信這樣回答我：
你想請一天假？看看你在向公司要求什麼？一年裡有 365天你可以工作。
一年52 個星期，你已經每星期休息 2天，剩下 261 天工作。
你每天有 16 小時不在工作，去掉170 天，剩下 91天。
每天你花30 分鐘時間喝咖啡，加起來每年 23天，剩下 68 天。
每天午飯時間你花掉 1小時，又用掉 46 天，還有22 天。
通常你每年請 2 天病假，這樣你的工作時間只有20 天。
每年有 5 個節假日，公司休息不上班，你只幹15 天。
每年公司還慷慨地給你 14 天假期，算下來你就工 作1 天，
而你他媽的還要請這一天假？
我的回信內容：
你怎麼不說 ---
每天8:30 分上班，我8:10 就要從家中出門
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ....... 沒有給我錢) 。
每天 17:30下班，我要到 18:00 才會到家
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ......沒有給我錢 ) 。
公司規定不能隨便穿，要穿襯衫西裝庫皮鞋，偏偏我最討厭穿襯衫西裝褲皮鞋，這我要花自己的錢去買，公司也沒有給錢。
每天看電腦，對我的眼睛是一大傷害，我近視平均每年增加 至少100 度，將來的醫藥費還要自己付，為了工作傷害自己永久的健康，公司也不做這方面的補助。
每天用滑鼠鍵盤，害的我肩膀酸痛的要死，回去還要自己買沙龍趴思來貼，這部份公司又不提供沙龍趴思，又得我自己出錢。
每次有案子，你一句話丟下來，我就要花盡心思，怎麼打一份讓你交差的企劃書，隨時隨地走到哪裡 連半夜作夢都夢到，公司也沒給我加班費。
客戶不爽，打來公司對著我的耳朵狂吼，弄的我精神衰弱、食慾不振，還要開夜車趕案子，開紿懷疑我會過勞死，公司也沒給我錢和保險。
每天希望同事和客戶在工作上能夠配合，所以自己出去玩的時候，還要買個紀念品給同事和客戶以打好關係，這紀念品的錢還是要我自己出。
我不過多請一天? ?/
" 你媽的還不讓我請這一天的假"
你想請一天假？看看你在向公司要求什麼？一年裡有 365天你可以工作。
一年52 個星期，你已經每星期休息 2天，剩下 261 天工作。
你每天有 16 小時不在工作，去掉170 天，剩下 91天。
每天你花30 分鐘時間喝咖啡，加起來每年 23天，剩下 68 天。
每天午飯時間你花掉 1小時，又用掉 46 天，還有22 天。
通常你每年請 2 天病假，這樣你的工作時間只有20 天。
每年有 5 個節假日，公司休息不上班，你只幹15 天。
每年公司還慷慨地給你 14 天假期，算下來你就工 作1 天，
而你他媽的還要請這一天假？
我的回信內容：
你怎麼不說 ---
每天8:30 分上班，我8:10 就要從家中出門
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ....... 沒有給我錢) 。
每天 17:30下班，我要到 18:00 才會到家
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ......沒有給我錢 ) 。
公司規定不能隨便穿，要穿襯衫西裝庫皮鞋，偏偏我最討厭穿襯衫西裝褲皮鞋，這我要花自己的錢去買，公司也沒有給錢。
每天看電腦，對我的眼睛是一大傷害，我近視平均每年增加 至少100 度，將來的醫藥費還要自己付，為了工作傷害自己永久的健康，公司也不做這方面的補助。
每天用滑鼠鍵盤，害的我肩膀酸痛的要死，回去還要自己買沙龍趴思來貼，這部份公司又不提供沙龍趴思，又得我自己出錢。
每次有案子，你一句話丟下來，我就要花盡心思，怎麼打一份讓你交差的企劃書，隨時隨地走到哪裡 連半夜作夢都夢到，公司也沒給我加班費。
客戶不爽，打來公司對著我的耳朵狂吼，弄的我精神衰弱、食慾不振，還要開夜車趕案子，開紿懷疑我會過勞死，公司也沒給我錢和保險。
每天希望同事和客戶在工作上能夠配合，所以自己出去玩的時候，還要買個紀念品給同事和客戶以打好關係，這紀念品的錢還是要我自己出。
我不過多請一天? ?/
" 你媽的還不讓我請這一天的假"
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Creation and evolution
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.
Sunday, 24 August 2008
whats on my mind...
wells top events occurring on my mind...
in no order whatsoever
what racket to get??? p.s i just put up my k blade team for sale $180 anyone interested???
my spec coming apart!!! hmmm but a new one gonna cost a bomb
Which uni??? how to get there??? where to get money???
why my studies suck so bad!!! my god
revise a**whole stop watching youtube!!!
should i play table tennis with my father on our dining table?
is my chinese teacher mad
i have no friends...
where did i put my olevel certs???
shall i buy more assessment books to garnish my table with my popular book bouchers? (note that is note a spelling mistake but actually how it sounds to singaporeans)
Monday, 18 August 2008
alpha grounds chinese poems
hey guys feel like trying out my uber sucky poems haha just random ideas hmm but i personally think its cool (at least cos its original) so if you do not want to spoil your eyes or fry your brains, you might wanna give this post a skip. haha
得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。
我们都在各自的轨道上摸索着下一个路口 选择跌倒 微笑 沉默 痛苦着 我们也许曾有所交集 但最后还是会背道而行 生活就是如此 我们在回忆和追求中步行着 时间不会为了谁而停滞 遇到了谁 爱过了谁 我想我都会带着笑 含着泪 一步一步坚强的前行
我将于茫茫人海中访我唯一灵魂之伴侣，得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。
this poem i thought of in the bath
你我毫无相连，表示一见钟情
彼此感情要好，表示疑惑深渊
你我多年好友，表示理想一致
但要是并非如此，那心动何解呢？
what i desperately was trying to display is this poem within this "work of art" is the emotions of a heart when this couple meet. first line seeks to explain two strangers meeting, second line for friends, third for best friends. Can't see any of it huh, wells me neither!
oh wells to help save some grace i shall post one of the most beautiful sentences written in chinese ever!!! (sry andrea, request for translation if u're interested)
得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。
我们都在各自的轨道上摸索着下一个路口 选择跌倒 微笑 沉默 痛苦着 我们也许曾有所交集 但最后还是会背道而行 生活就是如此 我们在回忆和追求中步行着 时间不会为了谁而停滞 遇到了谁 爱过了谁 我想我都会带着笑 含着泪 一步一步坚强的前行
我将于茫茫人海中访我唯一灵魂之伴侣，得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。
Words of reflection
These few days is well to say the least jam-packed, air-tight and potentially deadly, just heard from the PM's rally that Singapore's children are not really stressed, and they have adopted a teach less learn more scheme (obviously only applies to some schools), for all I know ever since the 5 day work week and teach less learn more scheme has started, I've only seen teacher teaching less stuff (slacking(some)), making me muddle-headed for just about every subject, and the learning process is uber painful, read:more hwk. Oh wells teacher has been re-emphasizing that if you are struggling with I.B better drop to Alvls before you cry hmmm so tempting haha
But like i said always why do something halfway then give up (ok maybe not always), go for it, finish the task, if its a race run complete it, if its a game play it, if its a drama serial watch it, and if its homework, pretend you lost it (muhahaha!) Time really truly flies, or maybe is because I actually put in considerable amounts of effort (ALAS!) but it seems like the day before was PAE, yesterday was announcement of posting, and tmr is Promos, whoa! scarier than any horror flick written by M Night Shamayalan (is it correct spelling???) Oh wells, believe in yourself guys, and pls pls pls take a break if u need to, nvr burnout because when that happens, God bless you. Just don't!
Finally I shall rant abt my growing financial woes, limited resources and unlimited wants, that is so me, trying to fight off temptations to buy anything not needed, remember a wise guru once said, what you want is not what you need, what you need is not what you have, and what you have is not what you want.
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
'A' 'C'ertain 'S'chool's chinese standard...geddit??
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了
Monday, 11 August 2008
Email stories...thought evoking
Not as tear jerking as the other stories (read: andrea) but nevertheless one that stops you in your tracks of the daily life to step back and look at what you have accomplished and what more can be done.
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:
holding up a $20.00
bill In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this $20 bill?'
Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this
$20 to one of you
but first, let me
do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill .
He then asked, 'Who
still wants it?'
Still the hands
were up in the air.
Well, he
replied, 'What if I do this?'
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
'Now, who still wants it?'
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it
because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and
the circumstances that come
our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has
happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still
priceless to those who
DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,
but by WHO WE ARE and
WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special
-
Don't EVER forget it.'
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:
holding up a $20.00
bill In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this $20 bill?'
Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this
$20 to one of you
but first, let me
do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill .
He then asked, 'Who
still wants it?'
Still the hands
were up in the air.
Well, he
replied, 'What if I do this?'
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
'Now, who still wants it?'
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it
because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and
the circumstances that come
our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has
happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still
priceless to those who
DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,
but by WHO WE ARE and
WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special
-
Don't EVER forget it.'
Sunday, 3 August 2008
Email stories...truly beautiful
This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.
My husband is an engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.
Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.
I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.
One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.
"Why?" he asked, shocked.
"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.
He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?
And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"
Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.
Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"
He said: "I will give you your answer tomorrow...."
I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....
My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but.... please allow me to explain the reasons further.....
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.
"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.
You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.
You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city . I have to save my eyes to show you the way.
You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.
You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.
You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...
Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "
My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting...and as I continue on reading...
"Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...
I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...
That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.
Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ..
Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE
"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
My husband is an engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.
Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.
I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.
One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.
"Why?" he asked, shocked.
"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.
He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?
And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"
Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.
Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"
He said: "I will give you your answer tomorrow...."
I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....
My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but.... please allow me to explain the reasons further.....
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.
"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.
You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.
You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city . I have to save my eyes to show you the way.
You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.
You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.
You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...
Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "
My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting...and as I continue on reading...
"Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...
I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...
That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.
Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ..
Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE
"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Looks like a blog...
Wells these few days can be summarized by one world F***-ed up haha no la i meant crazy, I've got presentations, essays chem pracs that contribute to I.B grades, physics prac, oral, homework.... omg ! i wonder why i'm still standing sometimes. All these and I still manage to tell everyone else that they are not busy at all and its only their imagination, nice one lar Beng!
for 10 years of slacking, of being under the academic radar, for looking at people with better grades and not giving a damn about it, oh wells its starting to take its toll now. Imagine screwing up mid-years, having people who aced all other tests tell you that its okay to fail for mid-years, that its "only" the mid years but looking at them burying their head in their textbooks and resuming mugging purely sucks. However much i love to study, I don;t want to be them!!! but what choice is there huh, if you can't beat them, join them, think of it like this, you have moved up so much in life...why stop here? Do you know that no one is affected by your actions except yourself? life goes on with everyone else, in fact they will excel you, and you'll be left there standing in no mans land, nothing to work for, no motivation to continue, truly...whats the point?
So my point is simple, its only one year more...just one year! then you have a completely different challenge, when at last its your true " second chance" where everyone starts equal again, but you jolly well know that somewhere down the road that you will have to buck up your fighting spirit again, its you against yourself first, then you against the world, don't learn to run before learning to walk, you know you're bound to trip and hurt yourself. Oh wells guess what i think i may have overdid it, sitting down now with splitting headaches and queasiness, i guess i do need a break now, just like an F1 car in a pit-stop, only you know you have to get out of the pit asap before you lose your lead!
P.s dun worry i'm fine for now, just needed to vent out before getting out of my pit.
for 10 years of slacking, of being under the academic radar, for looking at people with better grades and not giving a damn about it, oh wells its starting to take its toll now. Imagine screwing up mid-years, having people who aced all other tests tell you that its okay to fail for mid-years, that its "only" the mid years but looking at them burying their head in their textbooks and resuming mugging purely sucks. However much i love to study, I don;t want to be them!!! but what choice is there huh, if you can't beat them, join them, think of it like this, you have moved up so much in life...why stop here? Do you know that no one is affected by your actions except yourself? life goes on with everyone else, in fact they will excel you, and you'll be left there standing in no mans land, nothing to work for, no motivation to continue, truly...whats the point?
So my point is simple, its only one year more...just one year! then you have a completely different challenge, when at last its your true " second chance" where everyone starts equal again, but you jolly well know that somewhere down the road that you will have to buck up your fighting spirit again, its you against yourself first, then you against the world, don't learn to run before learning to walk, you know you're bound to trip and hurt yourself. Oh wells guess what i think i may have overdid it, sitting down now with splitting headaches and queasiness, i guess i do need a break now, just like an F1 car in a pit-stop, only you know you have to get out of the pit asap before you lose your lead!
P.s dun worry i'm fine for now, just needed to vent out before getting out of my pit.
Thursday, 24 July 2008
email stories...what women really want
Finally the mystery is resolved!
Nice one ...
This is very interesting..........(to women) please take time to ponder........(to men) enjoy the story........
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'
Nice one ...
This is very interesting..........(to women) please take time to ponder........(to men) enjoy the story........
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'
Sorry...
Wells a big big apologetic sorry goes out to my dear dear treasured readers (esp. andy and jazr) for staying faithful, keeping your fingers warmed up by clicking to my site, deeply heartwarming indeed. Now for some explanations (that are actually justified!) (unlike certain breakouts and overlooking of travel documents), as you probably could have guessed my mid years results totally is un-cool! I failed math and chem (crying now) got an A for my physics and B for chinese literature and that's about it, the rest are passing grades by marginal differences. The deputy principal had to meet us math failures too (imagine the long queue forming outside her office, machiam like McDonalds giving free hello kitty) well eventually i got her to let me continue taking higher level math with a letter that i poured my heart and soul out on. at this point i must really say thank god! and heng ar!
Calender of events
July/ august- Econs I.a, iop, tok oral, ee research ,
August- study for exams. Chinese oral 1st week personal. Group oral aug 15, written task by term 3
Nov/dec- SAT, overseas?
So I have virtually no time now
Calender of events
July/ august- Econs I.a, iop, tok oral, ee research ,
August- study for exams. Chinese oral 1st week personal. Group oral aug 15, written task by term 3
Nov/dec- SAT, overseas?
and the list goes on, and on and on coupled with pracs every week, make it two pracs every week hmm how to blog???
So if long spells of absence is detected just ring me up on my tag board ( i have time to visit my blog just no time and energy to post only)
good luck to all for your promos, remember the distance one can cover is not only determined by the aptitude but also by the degree of thirst and hunger for knowledge and success. YaY!
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Email stories...the rude customer
The Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micro-phone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'Fu** You!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micro-phone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'Fu** You!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
For those with the nerves of steel...
Check this out, I don't usually send myself to the grave by watching vids that's labelled scary like shit...but unfortunately this video was sent to me with a label of check out something cool!!! So i was tricked into watching, no explanations needed just see it with your own eyes at the bottom right square (this is a true cctv footage from a big taiwan company)
Monday, 7 July 2008
RIng!!!...Ring!!!
For all you lazy bums out there, trust me I know there are many out there (i swear if the number of lazy people can be described by much this would be the case). Have no fear that you might end up snoozing your alarm clock too often, or setting up a landmine field of alarm clocks which alarm signals get masked off by your snoring, the saviour has arrived!
Introducing the tyrant alarm clock
tyrant
This alarm clock steals your mobile phone and randomly shuffles through your contact list and calls someone every three minutes after the desired wake up time.
Well the description covers it all...so if you do not want to be late for work or school everyday and end up having to take a cab instead of public transport then do yourself a favour and land your hands on one of these, I strongly believe that you'll wake up to save embarrassment if the random phone call were to be directed at your boss or teacher....
Introducing the tyrant alarm clock
tyrant
This alarm clock steals your mobile phone and randomly shuffles through your contact list and calls someone every three minutes after the desired wake up time.
Well the description covers it all...so if you do not want to be late for work or school everyday and end up having to take a cab instead of public transport then do yourself a favour and land your hands on one of these, I strongly believe that you'll wake up to save embarrassment if the random phone call were to be directed at your boss or teacher....
Saturday, 5 July 2008
Latest pricing strategies... or is it?
One fine day while I aimlessly wander thru the aisles of giant hypermarket at IMM I had this sudden urge to go see what kinds of malaysian made tech products would be sold it (since giant being malaysia boleh! and all). A quick browse and my eyes landed upon m2 memory sticks, with my mind linking my current phone memory capacity of 64mb ( I know!!!) I thought if the price was right I would go upgrade my mem stick, however three reasons compelled me to be satisfied with 7 songs in my phone and 10 pictures.1) Money is the root of all evil, sadly I do not own the roots.
2) iPhone impending...bye bye sony ericsson
3) Notice the picture above, prices for a 2gb stick "as advertised" price is $51.90 so i said to myself my god has prices dropped rapidly, then curiosity got the better of me as my glare drifted off to the neighboring product the 4gb version of the same thing, guess what non advertised price and it is $49.90!!! haha either my eyes are spoilt, camera lens spoil or the glass panel between me and the product has fact distortion properties.
So my point is...can anybody explain this new pricing strategy of lower prices for higher capacity? Is 4gb two times heavier, two times slower, two times more energy consuming that causes the company to compensate by a $2 mark down of the price?
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
best joke so far haha!
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered,
Wait for it….wait for it…………..
You're just gonna love this…..
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered,
Wait for it….wait for it…………..
You're just gonna love this…..
Monday, 30 June 2008
Party!!!
IN conjunction with the randomly occurring event of yay exams are over studying sucks 2008 i have indulged (or should i say over-indulged) in a splurge of movies recently
get smart, watched it twice in theaters (friggin funny)
watch out for overly smart dialogues from maxwell smart
personal fav scene: hmmm just about anything from after the starting credits and before ending credits
rating ****1/2 (4 and a half star star)
you don't mess with the zohan
refreshing comedy
too much ass for my comfort
really? old ladies? come on!
rating: ****
wanted
erm cool visuals simple plot with twists
hot actress
lots of F***ing language
haha just enjoy the shooting (honestly i got freaked out by the loud gun shots)
rating ****
21
group of MIT students instigated to "count" cards in blackjack to win money
smart ass students indeed, i mean they are from MIT (hello!?) and that guy is freakin going to harvard med
how much smarter can they get
rating ***1/2
and a lot more like kung fu panda, the pathologist, etc
nice one la i say
get smart, watched it twice in theaters (friggin funny)
watch out for overly smart dialogues from maxwell smart
personal fav scene: hmmm just about anything from after the starting credits and before ending credits
rating ****1/2 (4 and a half star star)
you don't mess with the zohan
refreshing comedy
too much ass for my comfort
really? old ladies? come on!
rating: ****
wanted
erm cool visuals simple plot with twists
hot actress
lots of F***ing language
haha just enjoy the shooting (honestly i got freaked out by the loud gun shots)
rating ****
21
group of MIT students instigated to "count" cards in blackjack to win money
smart ass students indeed, i mean they are from MIT (hello!?) and that guy is freakin going to harvard med
how much smarter can they get
rating ***1/2
and a lot more like kung fu panda, the pathologist, etc
nice one la i say
End of one terror...start of another fresh terror
Oh mans is it swell to finish your exams or what, the sense of satisfaction from hearing the exam head exclaim "STOP WRITING, PUT YOUR PENS (pronounced p-a-n-t-s) DOWN!" Thats when you know that things are gonna be good. It is also the start of your internals going haywire, one side is relived, one side is extremely excited, one side is freakin' paranoia becos of all the questions that should have been correct because you studied but you just can't recall (don't you hate that feeling) well i say screw people who says that they can get a 6 or 7 for the paper (translates to A? for a level) because they are either joking, serious..ly smart, or just plain ass.
well good to have my life back, and sleep most imptly (averaged abt 3 hrs of sleep a day for the entire exam period and 2 weeks before that). shall go party now!!! whoo hooo!!!
Friday, 20 June 2008
word of notice
currently caught up with studying (reluctantly), MYE's coming and holidays never sucked as bad 16 years of my life and this is the first time i studied throughout the mid-year holidays (or any holidays for that matter!!!) No choice, to get in the uni of my dreams (HARVARD representatives if you're out there and chance upon me pls give me a chance to intro myself) in other plans, i shall mug (haha big joke) to attain this seemingly impossible dream
ta-ta till next time. t.b.h
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Monday, 9 June 2008
Yo momma jokes!
rem the last time i promised a few hundred dis-es, well here's keeping to my promise, happy laughing.
21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
31. Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
32. Yo Momma So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
33. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
34. Yo Momma So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
35. Yo Momma So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
36. Yo Momma So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo Momma So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
38. Yo Momma So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
39. Yo Momma So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
40. Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
41. Yo Momma So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
42. Yo Momma So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
43. Yo Momma So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
44. Yo Momma So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
45. Yo Momma So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
46. Yo Momma So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
47. Yo Momma So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
48. Yo Momma So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
49. Yo Momma So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
50. Yo Momma So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
51. Yo Momma So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
52. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
53. Yo Momma So Stupid she lost her shadow.
54. Yo Momma So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
55. Yo Momma So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
56. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
57. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
58. Yo Momma So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
59. Yo Momma So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
60. Yo Momma So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
61. Yo Momma So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
62. Yo Momma So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
63. Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
64. Yo Momma So Fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
65. Yo Momma So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
66. Yo Momma So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
67. Yo Momma So Fat small objects orbit her.
68. Yo Momma So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
69. Yo Momma So Fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
31. Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
32. Yo Momma So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
33. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
34. Yo Momma So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
35. Yo Momma So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
36. Yo Momma So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo Momma So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
38. Yo Momma So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
39. Yo Momma So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
40. Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
41. Yo Momma So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
42. Yo Momma So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
43. Yo Momma So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
44. Yo Momma So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
45. Yo Momma So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
46. Yo Momma So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
47. Yo Momma So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
48. Yo Momma So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
49. Yo Momma So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
50. Yo Momma So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
51. Yo Momma So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
52. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
53. Yo Momma So Stupid she lost her shadow.
54. Yo Momma So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
55. Yo Momma So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
56. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
57. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
58. Yo Momma So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
59. Yo Momma So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
60. Yo Momma So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
61. Yo Momma So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
62. Yo Momma So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
63. Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
64. Yo Momma So Fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
65. Yo Momma So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
66. Yo Momma So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
67. Yo Momma So Fat small objects orbit her.
68. Yo Momma So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
69. Yo Momma So Fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Another part in our don't know how many part series.
boing...
for when u're realli thirsty (or lazy)
just don't let it slip
don't you recognize him, this is the secret weapon of american idol winner david cook (haha)
Wells I must say a lot of people in this world are hard at work cracking their brains, just look at what they have come out from all the brain-storming.
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