21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
31. Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
32. Yo Momma So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
33. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
34. Yo Momma So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
35. Yo Momma So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
36. Yo Momma So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo Momma So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
38. Yo Momma So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
39. Yo Momma So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
40. Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
41. Yo Momma So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
42. Yo Momma So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
43. Yo Momma So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
44. Yo Momma So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
45. Yo Momma So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
46. Yo Momma So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
47. Yo Momma So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
48. Yo Momma So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
49. Yo Momma So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
50. Yo Momma So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
51. Yo Momma So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
52. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
53. Yo Momma So Stupid she lost her shadow.
54. Yo Momma So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
55. Yo Momma So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
56. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
57. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
58. Yo Momma So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
59. Yo Momma So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
60. Yo Momma So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
61. Yo Momma So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
62. Yo Momma So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
63. Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
64. Yo Momma So Fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
65. Yo Momma So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
66. Yo Momma So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
67. Yo Momma So Fat small objects orbit her.
68. Yo Momma So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
69. Yo Momma So Fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
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