Party!!!

IN conjunction with the randomly occurring event of yay exams are over studying sucks 2008 i have indulged (or should i say over-indulged) in a splurge of movies recently

get smart, watched it twice in theaters (friggin funny)
watch out for overly smart dialogues from maxwell smart
personal fav scene: hmmm just about anything from after the starting credits and before ending credits
rating ****1/2 (4 and a half star star)



you don't mess with the zohan
refreshing comedy
too much ass for my comfort
really? old ladies? come on!
rating: ****



wanted
erm cool visuals simple plot with twists
hot actress
lots of F***ing language
haha just enjoy the shooting (honestly i got freaked out by the loud gun shots)
rating ****



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group of MIT students instigated to "count" cards in blackjack to win money
smart ass students indeed, i mean they are from MIT (hello!?) and that guy is freakin going to harvard med
how much smarter can they get
rating ***1/2

and a lot more like kung fu panda, the pathologist, etc
nice one la i say

End of one terror...start of another fresh terror

Oh mans is it swell to finish your exams or what, the sense of satisfaction from hearing the exam head exclaim "STOP WRITING, PUT YOUR PENS (pronounced p-a-n-t-s) DOWN!" Thats when you know that things are gonna be good. It is also the start of your internals going haywire, one side is relived, one side is extremely excited, one side is freakin' paranoia becos of all the questions that should have been correct because you studied but you just can't recall (don't you hate that feeling) well i say screw people who says that they can get a 6 or 7 for the paper (translates to A? for a level) because they are either joking, serious..ly smart, or just plain ass.

well good to have my life back, and sleep most imptly (averaged abt 3 hrs of sleep a day for the entire exam period and 2 weeks before that). shall go party now!!! whoo hooo!!!

word of notice

currently caught up with studying (reluctantly), MYE's coming and holidays never sucked as bad 16 years of my life and this is the first time i studied throughout the mid-year holidays (or any holidays for that matter!!!) No choice, to get in the uni of my dreams (HARVARD representatives if you're out there and chance upon me pls give me a chance to intro myself) in other plans, i shall mug (haha big joke) to attain this seemingly impossible dream

ta-ta till next time. t.b.h 

comic strips continued...

Really funny comic strips (thanks to jonathan!!!)

Yo momma jokes!

rem the last time i promised a few hundred dis-es, well here's keeping to my promise, happy laughing.

21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
31. Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
32. Yo Momma So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
33. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
34. Yo Momma So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
35. Yo Momma So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
36. Yo Momma So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo Momma So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
38. Yo Momma So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
39. Yo Momma So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
40. Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
41. Yo Momma So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
42. Yo Momma So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
43. Yo Momma So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
44. Yo Momma So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
45. Yo Momma So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
46. Yo Momma So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
47. Yo Momma So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
48. Yo Momma So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
49. Yo Momma So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
50. Yo Momma So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
51. Yo Momma So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
52. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
53. Yo Momma So Stupid she lost her shadow.
54. Yo Momma So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
55. Yo Momma So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
56. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
57. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
58. Yo Momma So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
59. Yo Momma So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
60. Yo Momma So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
61. Yo Momma So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
62. Yo Momma So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
63. Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
64. Yo Momma So Fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
65. Yo Momma So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
66. Yo Momma So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
67. Yo Momma So Fat small objects orbit her.
68. Yo Momma So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
69. Yo Momma So Fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Another part in our don't know how many part series.

boing...
for when u're realli thirsty (or lazy)
just don't let it slip
don't you recognize him, this is the secret weapon of american idol winner david cook (haha)

Wells I must say a lot of people in this world are hard at work cracking their brains, just look at what they have come out from all the brain-storming.

come on puberty come quick!
now there's no reason for you to slack in the toilet

for beginners only
for cam whoring uses only
best of both worlds
awww so sweet
haha plain dumb

neat rite!
sometimes the only penguins know how to do this right
rise and shine
ogre-ish ladder
am i fat today?

wow trip

shall resume blogging bout that when i feel like it, for now i shall resume to the more entertaining version of my blog, P.s a bit random but 3g is iphone is out!!! (hear that jia min?) 8gb version going for 199 u.s dollars and 16 gb for $299. (hear that jm?) haha.

cheers! enjoy life 

WOW: WINDOW OF THE WORLD

Alright! All u readers out there (dunno how many though) waiting with bated breath to see my first class trip with my new class, for all of you who didn't know we were sent on a mission to conquer the spit-laden streets of fuzhou, china, btw just a side note i paid more than 1k! and i'm not impressed by what my money got me ( i know its from edusave but its still mine) haha.

Day1: Changi Airport

Played ps3 in the morning until about 12.00pm where i abruptly recalled that i have to be at the airport at 1pm, rushed to bathe and pack up my luggage (haha i noe kinda late huh), luckily i didn't have to take mrt there, my uncle volunteered to send me there with my three cousins. Well fast forwarding we are checking in and walking around the terminal (unknowing that this would be the last look of civilaisation for a long time). Boarded the plane which didn't look flyable, crammed alleys and best of all the people in the "first class seats" were all in singlets, shorts and slippers (old china uncles). Hmm lucky for my ipod i survived the trip haha, at every moment of the flight we were scared we gonna die, shaky plane, hmm but we did land and we gave a resounding round of applause to the pilot (haha i noe).
airport of fuzhou looked ok toilets with t.v and automated toilet seat cover...some were entranced by the level of their advancement in technology.


getting pumped up
me!
sitting,waiting,wishing
me and my coolest malaysian friend (and zhi hong too haha)

suckiest airline food

crammed alley
cool indians haha
vietnamese....minh (ouch!)
alas we arrived safely!
we gobbled up all the dumplings in a few seconds

where we stay
bedroom there
discussing the plan