Ok hang on to ur seats haha i've compiled...

Compilation of 500+ Your mama...jokes and dis wow reading this is insulting enough haha! (warning: do not read this near mother's day period)

1. Yo Momma so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
2. Yo Momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
3. Yo Momma so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
4. Yo Momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
5. Yo Momma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
6. Yo Momma so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
7. Yo Momma so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
8. Yo Momma so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
9. Yo Momma so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
10. Yo Momma so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
11. Yo Momma so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
12. Yo Momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
13. Yo Momma so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
14. Yo Momma so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
15. Yo Momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
16. Yo Momma so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
17. Yo Momma so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
18. Yo Momma so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
19. Yo Momma so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
20. Yo Momma so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...