China wow (window of the world) trip

Wells Friday i'll be going to fuzhou for my class wow trip, it can be seen as a long holiday (which costs me for than a thousand bucks!!!) or a long class outing (since i nvr realli did join their orientation) anyways china...oh wow danger zone haha! no joke ppl, tens of thousands have lost their lives there and i realli hope i dun add to their no.s (crosses fingers) well many of my school mates had their travel plan to china cancelled because their destination was too near to the quake site (dun be sad lar edward at least u get one more week to mug for common tests) hmmm wel wish me a safe trip, (p.s if u see a next post after this it means i'm still alive and kicking ) well cya!

Ok hang on to ur seats haha i've compiled...

Compilation of 500+ Your mama...jokes and dis wow reading this is insulting enough haha! (warning: do not read this near mother's day period)

1. Yo Momma so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
2. Yo Momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
3. Yo Momma so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
4. Yo Momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
5. Yo Momma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
6. Yo Momma so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
7. Yo Momma so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
8. Yo Momma so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
9. Yo Momma so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
10. Yo Momma so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
11. Yo Momma so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
12. Yo Momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
13. Yo Momma so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
14. Yo Momma so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
15. Yo Momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
16. Yo Momma so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
17. Yo Momma so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
18. Yo Momma so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
19. Yo Momma so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
20. Yo Momma so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

OMG GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaaha at last for the 25th (or is it 250th time) ppl who ask me is iphone coming to singapore? or is it even coming hahah tis is craking big news! kudos to me and thanks engadget. Pls tag to show ur pleasure...or dis-pleasure haha

SingTel ropes iPhone distro in Singapore, India, Australia, and Philippines
by Ryan Block, posted May 12th 2008 at 2:36AM

Singapore Telecommunications (aka SingTel) announced that it's secured agreements to distribute the iPhone in Singapore (on SingTel Mobile) and its partly-owned subsidiaries in Australia (on Optus), India (on Bharti Group), and the Philippines (on Globe Telecom).

ipod touch updates!!!

yayee with my newly jailbroken (modified) ipod touch i have successfully got a gameboy advance emulator on it...thanks vincent for the spur to do this time wasting thing but seeing that it totally owned ur miniscreen symbian it brings great joy to my warm heart haha. just as siddharta would have put it, (No longer knowing whether time existed, whether this display had lasted a second or a hundred years, whether there was a Siddhartha, or a Gotama, a Self and others, wounded deeply by a divine arrow which gave him pleasure, deeply enchanted and exalted, Govinda stood yet a while bending over Siddhartha’s peaceful face which he had just kissed, which had just been the stage of all present and future forms. His countenance was unchanged after the mirror of the thousand-fold forms had disappeared from the surface. He smiled peacefully and gently, perhaps very graciously, perhaps very mockingly, exactly as the Illustrious One had smiled.)...siddhartha

Thought of the moment

Totm: Thought of the moment

this is a special segment dedicated to random but extremely sensible thoughts that i've encountered in my life.

Today's thought i heard from my first church session..(thx shirlene for that fun day!) 

Embrace reality and you shall achieve reality, 

embrace vision and you can achieve your vision

Basically as humans to be content with ourselves is to remain stagnant with no improvement or de-provement, only with a passion or drive will we push ourselves forward to achieve more.

for days when u feel like sleeping with another man without actually sleeping wit another man! (lol!)

Sweet... makes the creator of raincoat seem dumb

They should have these installed in all lecture theatres

What!!!??? I mean he's just trying to express the maternal side of him (maybe too much eh)

Atchoooo!!!  Bless You

Made in Japan!

Haha what can i say, the way has multiple perspectives, be it from different age groups, races, religions or just between the sexes. I dunno whether its my ultra-inclination to being a Singaporean or what but some of these of these "inventions" are plain dumb :)!!! ( but nevertheless useful!)

Arty... next time when he glues something just make sure he doesn't eat up his artworks.

All child shall be committed to labour free of charge in exchange for their milkpowder and diapers!

Blowing with your mouth is tiring u-noe!

Awwwww do you even bear to eat this.... P.s good for toasting bread to put into ur girlfrens' lunchboxes

Whew! now i'm all covered from head...to...TOE!

Iphone!!!

All right i've got too many people asking me..Ah beng ah when iphone come Singapore ar? or Beng is iphone even coming to Singapore. (in other minor cases they ask whether ipod touch is the same as iphone) well now u noe...ipod touch is not called iphone bcos it can't call!!!!! hahah thus the lack of the word "phone"

Well word has it ( i heard it from the grapevine....) iphone 3g is gonna be released soon (more hope that iphone comes to our beloved sun-blessed land) pictures of evidence after the break


As we can see from the latest beta firmware update 2.0 there is an apparent option to activate 3g to save on battery charge ( 3g= batt. suckers=fast internet on the go= u-tube on the go!) 

As we can see stocks for the normal iphone are wiped out and they are not restocking...hmmm can we link the dots...???

For those who haven't gone onto the singapore flyer...

For those people out there with air-tight purse strings or just don't wish to spend 30 bucks on sitting a big and slow ferris wheel, i bring to u THE VIEW FROM THE TOP! haha enjoy!

haha i swear this guy is friggin funni!

thought of the clip : sometimes i do!!!

charlie!

a series of babies orientated clips (bluhdud)

Me and My neighbour's daughter!!!

Darn today i have added one more little child into the lists of babies i have babysitted (should really rename myself to nanny mc-beng) tis little girl looks very cute on the outside (trust me she is) but when u get the chance to "take care" of her, i think she takes care of u more la! The way she flips about on chairs, runs around the whole swensens restaurant.. I invented flying wit her and she said she wanted to fly to disneyland hongkong(so cute!) haha oh ya btw her name's alicia! ( f.y.i. she says she likes burger king cos she can be burger princess!!!)

dun ask me why the faces always halved

idunno!!!!????