Beng how...the next big thing

How lazy are you? Part 1

2010-02-03T13:35:00.000-08:00

F1 week!

2009-09-25T19:53:00.000-07:00

Vroomz, its the F1 fever back this week! and yes i have a math paper next week! but who really cares haha! anyways find me at the marina bay grandstand this weekend, with all my ticket passes ready here.

hmm was reading the news and saw something interesting, here's ferrari driver Kimi Raikkonen.

He's nicnamed the ice man because he speaks in a whisper, and for his cool quotes using his poker face.

Reporter: When we asked Lewis Hamilton, he described his first F1 win as better than sex...What do you think?

Kimi: He probably never had sex before.

Some really cheer-ry vids

2009-09-19T10:10:00.000-07:00

gosh prelims stress everybody, look no further to the next two vids, just what you need to go ooooo! and HAHA!

Birthday post!

2009-09-05T22:51:00.000-07:00

Hehe one day of studying break (self declared), mostly because i don't feel like studying physics..hmmm, anyways set some goals for myself, apart from the dreaded exams, i shall improve my fitness to triathlete levels, yes i have begun stepping up on my running and cycling routines, soon i shall be able to sustain long distances, hmm expect a hotter sexier Beng How hahaha!

Day is still young, but thanks to all who posted on facebook, good luck to you guys for exams too!

watch this space for more updates....

Pics....

2009-09-05T05:23:00.000-07:00

all went wrong...

2009-09-03T09:02:00.000-07:00

Gosh all my beautifully planned mugging schedule screwed up! thanks to a little stomach flu, ouch lar, can't even get myself to study. On a slightly related note, how did i fail my math paper 3?????? i mean i did every single question there is to be done, yet still fail...oh god what can i do??!! And don't even get me started on my english, 60%! what shit!

Hiaxx enough of 埋怨ing, class BBQ today! or most of the class at least, haha! hmm thanks JOHN YU for the cake (and all those who paid for it unknowingly!) cool leh! (pics avail when john posts on fb)

hmm 9 days till prelims omgomgomgomgomgomogmomgomogomgomgggggg! dieee

jiayou!

I told you so...

2009-08-27T03:00:00.000-07:00

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, this picture however speaks a thousand words on top of a thousand calories!

Holy shit guys! are you sure you wanna have macdonalds? are you really really sure?

Lighter moments

2009-08-24T05:01:00.000-07:00

I guess most of us are at the final stretch of the dreaded two years course (at least for me), time to get it over and done with! But isn't it just difficult to carry on when you lose your focus or purspoe. Take this time and step back for a moment (a moment! not slack!) here's something to keep your mind cool! haha All the best!

gahh! i want to add picture but my blogger spoil!

update: never mind, my pro-ness have solved it, anyways i just wanted to share this cute pic!

none

2009-04-12T09:12:00.001-07:00

Should i really revive this blog...should i???

Motivational or what?

2008-09-29T03:32:00.000-07:00

Well these need no explanations, just soak up the motivation!

F1 F1 what the freak!!!

2008-09-28T23:19:00.000-07:00

Oh MY GOD F1 weekend yo!, and I proudly say i was present at the circuit of the world's first F1 night race, world's first street race, world's first time I went to an F1 race and its the world's first time I love those insanely fast 750bhp cars wooo!

Marina Bay was awesome but the cars whoa, although to the average joe it may seem that you just turn your head in an orderly fashion every time you hear a car zooming past, catching only a fraction of a second of the car, but its the atmosphere, enthusiastic F1 fans from all around the world, hot pit girls and hot blazing cars (not to mention the burning brake pads) that makes up the entire F1 experience, warning its gonna be loud.

(pics comin soon) (patience)

More laughs...

2008-09-28T23:06:00.000-07:00

Tis the season to be laughing hoho haha, therefore straight fresh from my favourite website comes the laugh you needed for a long time.

haha best description, applicable to all around the world
ok i really dunno that the world has changed so much since i last stayed here
well here something thats fresh, and happy
haha haha haha

oops suddenly the kitty cat don't look that kind anymore

If condoms had sponsors...

2008-09-11T02:53:00.001-07:00

So which are you haha

Teacher! I swear i never scold him!

2008-09-11T02:51:00.000-07:00

Back to the funny stuff...

2008-09-10T05:27:00.000-07:00

quite true eh
now this is just pee-licious
Ministry of sound outdoors
Do not sit!
this should be the way to test your eyesight

If Singapore adopts this, people may actually stay away from drinking (p.s for max effect put the costs beside them)

Thumbs up!!!

2008-08-28T08:20:00.000-07:00

Go Zp... slyhterin person...lame peer....fren...brave through the present for a better future :)

working sucks...

2008-08-28T08:18:00.000-07:00

當我向老板請假的時候，老板寫了這封信這樣回答我：
你想請一天假？看看你在向公司要求什麼？一年裡有 365天你可以工作。

一年52 個星期，你已經每星期休息 2天，剩下 261 天工作。
你每天有 16 小時不在工作，去掉170 天，剩下 91天。
每天你花30 分鐘時間喝咖啡，加起來每年 23天，剩下 68 天。
每天午飯時間你花掉 1小時，又用掉 46 天，還有22 天。
通常你每年請 2 天病假，這樣你的工作時間只有20 天。
每年有 5 個節假日，公司休息不上班，你只幹15 天。
每年公司還慷慨地給你 14 天假期，算下來你就工作1 天，
而你他媽的還要請這一天假？

我的回信內容：
你怎麼不說 ---
每天8:30 分上班，我8:10 就要從家中出門
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ....... 沒有給我錢) 。
每天 17:30下班，我要到 18:00 才會到家
( 這段時間我為公司做事 ,但是 ......沒有給我錢 ) 。

公司規定不能隨便穿，要穿襯衫西裝庫皮鞋，偏偏我最討厭穿襯衫西裝褲皮鞋，這我要花自己的錢去買，公司也沒有給錢。

每天看電腦，對我的眼睛是一大傷害，我近視平均每年增加至少100 度，將來的醫藥費還要自己付，為了工作傷害自己永久的健康，公司也不做這方面的補助。

每天用滑鼠鍵盤，害的我肩膀酸痛的要死，回去還要自己買沙龍趴思來貼，這部份公司又不提供沙龍趴思，又得我自己出錢。

每次有案子，你一句話丟下來，我就要花盡心思，怎麼打一份讓你交差的企劃書，隨時隨地走到哪裡連半夜作夢都夢到，公司也沒給我加班費。

客戶不爽，打來公司對著我的耳朵狂吼，弄的我精神衰弱、食慾不振，還要開夜車趕案子，開紿懷疑我會過勞死，公司也沒給我錢和保險。

每天希望同事和客戶在工作上能夠配合，所以自己出去玩的時候，還要買個紀念品給同事和客戶以打好關係，這紀念品的錢還是要我自己出。

我不過多請一天? ?/

" 你媽的還不讓我請這一天的假"

Creation and evolution

2008-08-26T07:56:00.000-07:00

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.

whats on my mind...

2008-08-24T00:34:00.000-07:00

wells top events occurring on my mind...

in no order whatsoever

what racket to get??? p.s i just put up my k blade team for sale $180 anyone interested???

my spec coming apart!!! hmmm but a new one gonna cost a bomb

Which uni??? how to get there??? where to get money???

why my studies suck so bad!!! my god

revise a**whole stop watching youtube!!!

should i play table tennis with my father on our dining table?

is my chinese teacher mad

i have no friends...

where did i put my olevel certs???

shall i buy more assessment books to garnish my table with my popular book bouchers? (note that is note a spelling mistake but actually how it sounds to singaporeans)

alpha grounds chinese poems

2008-08-18T09:09:00.000-07:00

hey guys feel like trying out my uber sucky poems haha just random ideas hmm but i personally think its cool (at least cos its original) so if you do not want to spoil your eyes or fry your brains, you might wanna give this post a skip. haha

this poem i thought of in the bath

你我毫无相连，表示一见钟情

彼此感情要好，表示疑惑深渊

你我多年好友，表示理想一致

但要是并非如此，那心动何解呢？

what i desperately was trying to display is this poem within this "work of art" is the emotions of a heart when this couple meet. first line seeks to explain two strangers meeting, second line for friends, third for best friends. Can't see any of it huh, wells me neither!

oh wells to help save some grace i shall post one of the most beautiful sentences written in chinese ever!!! (sry andrea, request for translation if u're interested)

得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。

我们都在各自的轨道上摸索着下一个路口选择跌倒微笑沉默痛苦着我们也许曾有所交集但最后还是会背道而行生活就是如此我们在回忆和追求中步行着时间不会为了谁而停滞遇到了谁爱过了谁我想我都会带着笑含着泪一步一步坚强的前行

我将于茫茫人海中访我唯一灵魂之伴侣，得之我幸；不得，我命。如此而已。

Words of reflection

2008-08-18T08:57:00.000-07:00

These few days is well to say the least jam-packed, air-tight and potentially deadly, just heard from the PM's rally that Singapore's children are not really stressed, and they have adopted a teach less learn more scheme (obviously only applies to some schools), for all I know ever since the 5 day work week and teach less learn more scheme has started, I've only seen teacher teaching less stuff (slacking(some)), making me muddle-headed for just about every subject, and the learning process is uber painful, read:more hwk. Oh wells teacher has been re-emphasizing that if you are struggling with I.B better drop to Alvls before you cry hmmm so tempting haha

But like i said always why do something halfway then give up (ok maybe not always), go for it, finish the task, if its a race run complete it, if its a game play it, if its a drama serial watch it, and if its homework, pretend you lost it (muhahaha!) Time really truly flies, or maybe is because I actually put in considerable amounts of effort (ALAS!) but it seems like the day before was PAE, yesterday was announcement of posting, and tmr is Promos, whoa! scarier than any horror flick written by M Night Shamayalan (is it correct spelling???) Oh wells, believe in yourself guys, and pls pls pls take a break if u need to, nvr burnout because when that happens, God bless you. Just don't!

Finally I shall rant abt my growing financial woes, limited resources and unlimited wants, that is so me, trying to fight off temptations to buy anything not needed, remember a wise guru once said, what you want is not what you need, what you need is not what you have, and what you have is not what you want.

'A' 'C'ertain 'S'chool's chinese standard...geddit??

2008-08-13T05:20:00.000-07:00

１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了

Email stories...thought evoking

2008-08-11T04:01:00.000-07:00

Not as tear jerking as the other stories (read: andrea) but nevertheless one that stops you in your tracks of the daily life to step back and look at what you have accomplished and what more can be done.

Sometimes we just need to be reminded!

A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:

holding up a $20.00
bill In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this $20 bill?'

Hands started going up.

He said, 'I am going to give this
$20 to one of you
but first, let me
do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill .

He then asked, 'Who
still wants it?'

Still the hands
were up in the air.

Well, he
replied, 'What if I do this?'

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

'Now, who still wants it?'

Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it

because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives,

we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and
the circumstances that come
our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has
happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still
priceless to those who
DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,

but by WHO WE ARE and
WHOSE WE ARE.

You are special
-
Don't EVER forget it.'

On the lighter side

2008-08-03T07:01:00.000-07:00

Email stories...truly beautiful

2008-08-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.

My husband is an engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

"Why?" he asked, shocked.

"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?

And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.

Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"

He said: "I will give you your answer tomorrow...."

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....

My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but.... please allow me to explain the reasons further.....

This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.

"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.

You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city . I have to save my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.

You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "

My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting...and as I continue on reading...

"Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...

That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ..

Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.

There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Looks like a blog...

2008-07-30T03:09:00.000-07:00

Wells these few days can be summarized by one world F***-ed up haha no la i meant crazy, I've got presentations, essays chem pracs that contribute to I.B grades, physics prac, oral, homework.... omg ! i wonder why i'm still standing sometimes. All these and I still manage to tell everyone else that they are not busy at all and its only their imagination, nice one lar Beng!
for 10 years of slacking, of being under the academic radar, for looking at people with better grades and not giving a damn about it, oh wells its starting to take its toll now. Imagine screwing up mid-years, having people who aced all other tests tell you that its okay to fail for mid-years, that its "only" the mid years but looking at them burying their head in their textbooks and resuming mugging purely sucks. However much i love to study, I don;t want to be them!!! but what choice is there huh, if you can't beat them, join them, think of it like this, you have moved up so much in life...why stop here? Do you know that no one is affected by your actions except yourself? life goes on with everyone else, in fact they will excel you, and you'll be left there standing in no mans land, nothing to work for, no motivation to continue, truly...whats the point?
So my point is simple, its only one year more...just one year! then you have a completely different challenge, when at last its your true " second chance" where everyone starts equal again, but you jolly well know that somewhere down the road that you will have to buck up your fighting spirit again, its you against yourself first, then you against the world, don't learn to run before learning to walk, you know you're bound to trip and hurt yourself. Oh wells guess what i think i may have overdid it, sitting down now with splitting headaches and queasiness, i guess i do need a break now, just like an F1 car in a pit-stop, only you know you have to get out of the pit asap before you lose your lead!

P.s dun worry i'm fine for now, just needed to vent out before getting out of my pit.

email stories...what women really want

2008-07-24T07:59:00.000-07:00

Finally the mystery is resolved!

Nice one ...

This is very interesting..........(to women) please take time to ponder........(to men) enjoy the story........

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'

She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?

(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?

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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:

IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'

Sorry...

2008-07-24T07:45:00.000-07:00

Wells a big big apologetic sorry goes out to my dear dear treasured readers (esp. andy and jazr) for staying faithful, keeping your fingers warmed up by clicking to my site, deeply heartwarming indeed. Now for some explanations (that are actually justified!) (unlike certain breakouts and overlooking of travel documents), as you probably could have guessed my mid years results totally is un-cool! I failed math and chem (crying now) got an A for my physics and B for chinese literature and that's about it, the rest are passing grades by marginal differences. The deputy principal had to meet us math failures too (imagine the long queue forming outside her office, machiam like McDonalds giving free hello kitty) well eventually i got her to let me continue taking higher level math with a letter that i poured my heart and soul out on. at this point i must really say thank god! and heng ar!

So I have virtually no time now

Calender of events
July/ august- Econs I.a, iop, tok oral, ee research ,

August- study for exams. Chinese oral 1st week personal. Group oral aug 15, written task by term 3

Nov/dec- SAT, overseas?

and the list goes on, and on and on coupled with pracs every week, make it two pracs every week hmm how to blog???

So if long spells of absence is detected just ring me up on my tag board ( i have time to visit my blog just no time and energy to post only)

good luck to all for your promos, remember the distance one can cover is not only determined by the aptitude but also by the degree of thirst and hunger for knowledge and success. YaY!

Email stories...the rude customer

2008-07-10T05:42:00.000-07:00

The Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micro-phone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'Fu** You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

For those with the nerves of steel...

2008-07-09T06:29:00.000-07:00

Check this out, I don't usually send myself to the grave by watching vids that's labelled scary like shit...but unfortunately this video was sent to me with a label of check out something cool!!! So i was tricked into watching, no explanations needed just see it with your own eyes at the bottom right square (this is a true cctv footage from a big taiwan company)

RIng!!!...Ring!!!

2008-07-07T07:56:00.000-07:00

For all you lazy bums out there, trust me I know there are many out there (i swear if the number of lazy people can be described by much this would be the case). Have no fear that you might end up snoozing your alarm clock too often, or setting up a landmine field of alarm clocks which alarm signals get masked off by your snoring, the saviour has arrived!

Introducing the tyrant alarm clock

tyrant

This alarm clock steals your mobile phone and randomly shuffles through your contact list and calls someone every three minutes after the desired wake up time.

Well the description covers it all...so if you do not want to be late for work or school everyday and end up having to take a cab instead of public transport then do yourself a favour and land your hands on one of these, I strongly believe that you'll wake up to save embarrassment if the random phone call were to be directed at your boss or teacher....

Latest pricing strategies... or is it?

2008-07-05T19:59:00.000-07:00

One fine day while I aimlessly wander thru the aisles of giant hypermarket at IMM I had this sudden urge to go see what kinds of malaysian made tech products would be sold it (since giant being malaysia boleh! and all). A quick browse and my eyes landed upon m2 memory sticks, with my mind linking my current phone memory capacity of 64mb ( I know!!!) I thought if the price was right I would go upgrade my mem stick, however three reasons compelled me to be satisfied with 7 songs in my phone and 10 pictures.

1) Money is the root of all evil, sadly I do not own the roots.

2) iPhone impending...bye bye sony ericsson

3) Notice the picture above, prices for a 2gb stick "as advertised" price is $51.90 so i said to myself my god has prices dropped rapidly, then curiosity got the better of me as my glare drifted off to the neighboring product the 4gb version of the same thing, guess what non advertised price and it is $49.90!!! haha either my eyes are spoilt, camera lens spoil or the glass panel between me and the product has fact distortion properties.

So my point is...can anybody explain this new pricing strategy of lower prices for higher capacity? Is 4gb two times heavier, two times slower, two times more energy consuming that causes the company to compensate by a $2 mark down of the price?

best joke so far haha!

2008-07-02T07:53:00.000-07:00

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,

Wait for it….wait for it…………..

You're just gonna love this…..

Party!!!

2008-06-30T23:38:00.000-07:00

IN conjunction with the randomly occurring event of yay exams are over studying sucks 2008 i have indulged (or should i say over-indulged) in a splurge of movies recently

get smart, watched it twice in theaters (friggin funny)
watch out for overly smart dialogues from maxwell smart
personal fav scene: hmmm just about anything from after the starting credits and before ending credits
rating ****1/2 (4 and a half star star)

you don't mess with the zohan
refreshing comedy
too much ass for my comfort
really? old ladies? come on!
rating: ****

wanted
erm cool visuals simple plot with twists
hot actress
lots of F***ing language
haha just enjoy the shooting (honestly i got freaked out by the loud gun shots)
rating ****

21
group of MIT students instigated to "count" cards in blackjack to win money
smart ass students indeed, i mean they are from MIT (hello!?) and that guy is freakin going to harvard med
how much smarter can they get
rating ***1/2

and a lot more like kung fu panda, the pathologist, etc
nice one la i say

End of one terror...start of another fresh terror

2008-06-30T23:32:00.000-07:00

Oh mans is it swell to finish your exams or what, the sense of satisfaction from hearing the exam head exclaim "STOP WRITING, PUT YOUR PENS (pronounced p-a-n-t-s) DOWN!" Thats when you know that things are gonna be good. It is also the start of your internals going haywire, one side is relived, one side is extremely excited, one side is freakin' paranoia becos of all the questions that should have been correct because you studied but you just can't recall (don't you hate that feeling) well i say screw people who says that they can get a 6 or 7 for the paper (translates to A? for a level) because they are either joking, serious..ly smart, or just plain ass.

well good to have my life back, and sleep most imptly (averaged abt 3 hrs of sleep a day for the entire exam period and 2 weeks before that). shall go party now!!! whoo hooo!!!

word of notice

2008-06-20T06:53:00.001-07:00

currently caught up with studying (reluctantly), MYE's coming and holidays never sucked as bad 16 years of my life and this is the first time i studied throughout the mid-year holidays (or any holidays for that matter!!!) No choice, to get in the uni of my dreams (HARVARD representatives if you're out there and chance upon me pls give me a chance to intro myself) in other plans, i shall mug (haha big joke) to attain this seemingly impossible dream

ta-ta till next time. t.b.h

comic strips continued...

2008-06-11T01:01:00.000-07:00

Really funny comic strips (thanks to jonathan!!!)

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Yo momma jokes!

2008-06-09T20:42:00.000-07:00

rem the last time i promised a few hundred dis-es, well here's keeping to my promise, happy laughing.

21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
31. Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
32. Yo Momma So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
33. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
34. Yo Momma So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
35. Yo Momma So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
36. Yo Momma So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo Momma So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
38. Yo Momma So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
39. Yo Momma So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
40. Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
41. Yo Momma So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
42. Yo Momma So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
43. Yo Momma So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
44. Yo Momma So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
45. Yo Momma So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
46. Yo Momma So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
47. Yo Momma So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
48. Yo Momma So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
49. Yo Momma So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
50. Yo Momma So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
51. Yo Momma So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
52. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
53. Yo Momma So Stupid she lost her shadow.
54. Yo Momma So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
55. Yo Momma So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
56. Yo Momma So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
57. Yo Momma So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
58. Yo Momma So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
59. Yo Momma So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
60. Yo Momma So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
61. Yo Momma So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
62. Yo Momma So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
63. Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
64. Yo Momma So Fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
65. Yo Momma So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
66. Yo Momma So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
67. Yo Momma So Fat small objects orbit her.
68. Yo Momma So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
69. Yo Momma So Fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Another part in our don't know how many part series.

2008-06-09T20:21:00.000-07:00

boing...
for when u're realli thirsty (or lazy)
just don't let it slip
don't you recognize him, this is the secret weapon of american idol winner david cook (haha)

Wells I must say a lot of people in this world are hard at work cracking their brains, just look at what they have come out from all the brain-storming.

2008-06-09T20:20:00.000-07:00

come on puberty come quick!
now there's no reason for you to slack in the toilet

2008-06-09T20:18:00.000-07:00

for beginners only
for cam whoring uses only
best of both worlds
awww so sweet
haha plain dumb

2008-06-09T20:15:00.000-07:00

neat rite!
sometimes the only penguins know how to do this right
rise and shine
ogre-ish ladder
am i fat today?

wow trip

2008-06-09T20:03:00.000-07:00

shall resume blogging bout that when i feel like it, for now i shall resume to the more entertaining version of my blog, P.s a bit random but 3g is iphone is out!!! (hear that jia min?) 8gb version going for 199 u.s dollars and 16 gb for $299. (hear that jm?) haha.

cheers! enjoy life

WOW: WINDOW OF THE WORLD

2008-06-07T20:20:00.000-07:00

Alright! All u readers out there (dunno how many though) waiting with bated breath to see my first class trip with my new class, for all of you who didn't know we were sent on a mission to conquer the spit-laden streets of fuzhou, china, btw just a side note i paid more than 1k! and i'm not impressed by what my money got me ( i know its from edusave but its still mine) haha.

Day1: Changi Airport

Played ps3 in the morning until about 12.00pm where i abruptly recalled that i have to be at the airport at 1pm, rushed to bathe and pack up my luggage (haha i noe kinda late huh), luckily i didn't have to take mrt there, my uncle volunteered to send me there with my three cousins. Well fast forwarding we are checking in and walking around the terminal (unknowing that this would be the last look of civilaisation for a long time). Boarded the plane which didn't look flyable, crammed alleys and best of all the people in the "first class seats" were all in singlets, shorts and slippers (old china uncles). Hmm lucky for my ipod i survived the trip haha, at every moment of the flight we were scared we gonna die, shaky plane, hmm but we did land and we gave a resounding round of applause to the pilot (haha i noe).
airport of fuzhou looked ok toilets with t.v and automated toilet seat cover...some were entranced by the level of their advancement in technology.

getting pumped up
me!
sitting,waiting,wishing
me and my coolest malaysian friend (and zhi hong too haha)

suckiest airline food

2008-06-07T20:03:00.000-07:00

crammed alley
cool indians haha
vietnamese....minh (ouch!)
alas we arrived safely!
we gobbled up all the dumplings in a few seconds

2008-06-07T20:00:00.000-07:00

where we stay
bedroom there
discussing the plan

China wow (window of the world) trip

2008-05-20T07:45:00.000-07:00

Wells Friday i'll be going to fuzhou for my class wow trip, it can be seen as a long holiday (which costs me for than a thousand bucks!!!) or a long class outing (since i nvr realli did join their orientation) anyways china...oh wow danger zone haha! no joke ppl, tens of thousands have lost their lives there and i realli hope i dun add to their no.s (crosses fingers) well many of my school mates had their travel plan to china cancelled because their destination was too near to the quake site (dun be sad lar edward at least u get one more week to mug for common tests) hmmm wel wish me a safe trip, (p.s if u see a next post after this it means i'm still alive and kicking ) well cya!

Ok hang on to ur seats haha i've compiled...

2008-05-14T08:51:00.000-07:00

Compilation of 500+ Your mama...jokes and dis wow reading this is insulting enough haha! (warning: do not read this near mother's day period)

1. Yo Momma so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
2. Yo Momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
3. Yo Momma so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
4. Yo Momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
5. Yo Momma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
6. Yo Momma so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
7. Yo Momma so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
8. Yo Momma so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
9. Yo Momma so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
10. Yo Momma so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
11. Yo Momma so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
12. Yo Momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
13. Yo Momma so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
14. Yo Momma so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
15. Yo Momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
16. Yo Momma so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
17. Yo Momma so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
18. Yo Momma so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
19. Yo Momma so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
20. Yo Momma so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
21. Yo Momma so ugly her shadow gave up.
22. Yo Momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
23. Yo Momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
24. Yo Momma so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
25. Yo Momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
26. Yo Momma so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
27. Yo Momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
28. Yo Momma so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
29. Yo Momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
30. Yo Momma so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

OMG GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!

2008-05-12T06:38:00.000-07:00

hahahahahahahahaaha at last for the 25th (or is it 250th time) ppl who ask me is iphone coming to singapore? or is it even coming hahah tis is craking big news! kudos to me and thanks engadget. Pls tag to show ur pleasure...or dis-pleasure haha

SingTel ropes iPhone distro in Singapore, India, Australia, and Philippines
by Ryan Block, posted May 12th 2008 at 2:36AM

Singapore Telecommunications (aka SingTel) announced that it's secured agreements to distribute the iPhone in Singapore (on SingTel Mobile) and its partly-owned subsidiaries in Australia (on Optus), India (on Bharti Group), and the Philippines (on Globe Telecom).

ipod touch updates!!!

2008-05-11T06:27:00.000-07:00

yayee with my newly jailbroken (modified) ipod touch i have successfully got a gameboy advance emulator on it...thanks vincent for the spur to do this time wasting thing but seeing that it totally owned ur miniscreen symbian it brings great joy to my warm heart haha. just as siddharta would have put it, (No longer knowing whether time existed, whether this display had lasted a second or a hundred years, whether there was a Siddhartha, or a Gotama, a Self and others, wounded deeply by a divine arrow which gave him pleasure, deeply enchanted and exalted, Govinda stood yet a while bending over Siddhartha’s peaceful face which he had just kissed, which had just been the stage of all present and future forms. His countenance was unchanged after the mirror of the thousand-fold forms had disappeared from the surface. He smiled peacefully and gently, perhaps very graciously, perhaps very mockingly, exactly as the Illustrious One had smiled.)...siddhartha

Thought of the moment

2008-05-10T23:41:00.000-07:00

Totm: Thought of the moment

this is a special segment dedicated to random but extremely sensible thoughts that i've encountered in my life.

Today's thought i heard from my first church session..(thx shirlene for that fun day!)

Embrace reality and you shall achieve reality,

embrace vision and you can achieve your vision

Basically as humans to be content with ourselves is to remain stagnant with no improvement or de-provement, only with a passion or drive will we push ourselves forward to achieve more.

2008-05-10T22:58:00.000-07:00

for days when u feel like sleeping with another man without actually sleeping wit another man! (lol!)

Sweet... makes the creator of raincoat seem dumb

They should have these installed in all lecture theatres

What!!!??? I mean he's just trying to express the maternal side of him (maybe too much eh)

Atchoooo!!! Bless You

Made in Japan!

2008-05-10T22:44:00.000-07:00

Haha what can i say, the way has multiple perspectives, be it from different age groups, races, religions or just between the sexes. I dunno whether its my ultra-inclination to being a Singaporean or what but some of these of these "inventions" are plain dumb :)!!! ( but nevertheless useful!)

Arty... next time when he glues something just make sure he doesn't eat up his artworks.

All child shall be committed to labour free of charge in exchange for their milkpowder and diapers!

Blowing with your mouth is tiring u-noe!

Awwwww do you even bear to eat this.... P.s good for toasting bread to put into ur girlfrens' lunchboxes

Whew! now i'm all covered from head...to...TOE!

Iphone!!!

2008-05-10T12:28:00.000-07:00

All right i've got too many people asking me..Ah beng ah when iphone come Singapore ar? or Beng is iphone even coming to Singapore. (in other minor cases they ask whether ipod touch is the same as iphone) well now u noe...ipod touch is not called iphone bcos it can't call!!!!! hahah thus the lack of the word "phone"

Well word has it ( i heard it from the grapevine....) iphone 3g is gonna be released soon (more hope that iphone comes to our beloved sun-blessed land) pictures of evidence after the break

As we can see from the latest beta firmware update 2.0 there is an apparent option to activate 3g to save on battery charge ( 3g= batt. suckers=fast internet on the go= u-tube on the go!)

As we can see stocks for the normal iphone are wiped out and they are not restocking...hmmm can we link the dots...???

For those who haven't gone onto the singapore flyer...

2008-05-07T05:57:00.000-07:00

For those people out there with air-tight purse strings or just don't wish to spend 30 bucks on sitting a big and slow ferris wheel, i bring to u THE VIEW FROM THE TOP! haha enjoy!

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haha i swear this guy is friggin funni!

2008-05-04T07:26:00.001-07:00

thought of the clip : sometimes i do!!!

charlie!

2008-05-04T07:24:00.000-07:00

a series of babies orientated clips (bluhdud)

2008-05-04T07:22:00.000-07:00

Me and My neighbour's daughter!!!

2008-05-04T06:25:00.000-07:00

Darn today i have added one more little child into the lists of babies i have babysitted (should really rename myself to nanny mc-beng) tis little girl looks very cute on the outside (trust me she is) but when u get the chance to "take care" of her, i think she takes care of u more la! The way she flips about on chairs, runs around the whole swensens restaurant.. I invented flying wit her and she said she wanted to fly to disneyland hongkong(so cute!) haha oh ya btw her name's alicia! ( f.y.i. she says she likes burger king cos she can be burger princess!!!)

dun ask me why the faces always halved

idunno!!!!????

THumb drives! the good the bad the cute and the not so cute

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mac air

2008-04-30T22:30:00.000-07:00

For all u ppl who don't know yet, apple has recently released a new laptop that is so thin, it can fit in an envelope! However the only flaw is that it lacks connectivity and a cd-drive (but who cares, its a mac)

The parody for its lack of drive

Cool notepad...great for songwriters

2008-04-30T22:26:00.000-07:00

Tis is the latest offering from yamaha, cool for that sudden inspiration strike but u are tryin to figure out which notes to fit in ur lyrics.

More like a blog

2008-04-28T05:30:00.000-07:00

HA-ha i was looking around everyones blog these few days and i found out something, never seen does has so many pics but not much reflection/account of the day type of post (except mine la!) so i shall attempt to pull my blog together! another reason is cos i haven't gathered enough funny pics yet. Well went back to NJC tis saturday morning, went to sort out books to send to cambodia for the poor children there ( feel so noble) but i do get lots of cip leh, nt bad at all, packed from 8 in the morning to 1pm, i noe why so long rite....slacking, playing, stoning, suan-ing ppl took up most of the time of cos! (i can't believe I'm being awarded cip hrs for those hahah....shhhh dun tell anyone!) Soon u guys can see my pretty face on the united nations website , although dunno whether got bullshit or not, the "chief" said so! ( chief here refers to a really huge (gigantic) indian (i presume) that walks with a walking sticK (umbrella-ella-ella) he so towering that it seems if u don't follow his orders he may just body slam u..yups ....pics coming soon though so stay tuned.

Poor language...for real!

2008-04-21T07:33:00.000-07:00

its seems that the inaccurate grasp of the english language (read: sucky english) is a global trend...refer to the past africa examples. Anyways just take all this with a pinch of salt, all to brighten that already sparkly day of yours! :)

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Big rain!

2008-04-07T05:51:00.000-07:00

wow coming home from school one day...4.40pm slight drizzle, 5.00 pm raining , 5.10 pm torrential rainfall not only raining cats and dogs but also frogs and fishes, cows and chickens sia!!! The whole bus journey from school to home usually takes 25mins..after 20 mins this is what happened...

from that one point on each stop took me 20mins haha how ironic, plus i'm three stops away only from home sweet home zomg!

One more new design for the crumpler bag... both now going at just $40!!!!

2008-04-07T05:48:00.001-07:00

Battle of the sexes!!!

2008-04-05T18:12:00.000-07:00

At the boys side of things....

And at the defence of the girls...
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snows torms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Crumpler for Sale! $50 dollars only

2008-03-31T03:55:00.000-07:00

Its for a good cause...raising funds for the poor villagers in Fuzhou China...Do call me if interested...limited stocks left.

africa!

2008-03-26T03:21:00.000-07:00

cool car!!!

english is nothing but a second language

i told u!

jokes!

2008-03-24T09:04:00.001-07:00

Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment. . . And they hired him, because he was so honest and funny!

Name: Greg Bulmash
Sex : Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: Yes.
Last Position Held: Target for middle-management hostility.
Salary: Less than I'm worth.
Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason For Leaving: It sucked.
Hours Available To Work: Any.
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do You Have Aany Sspecial Skills?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
May We Contact Your Current Employer?
If I had one, would I be here?
Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony?
Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is . . . no.
Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 LBS?
Of what?
Do You Have A Car?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
Do You Smoke?
Only when set on fire.
What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Kowledge?
No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Sign Here
Scorpio with Libra rising.

2008-03-24T08:51:00.000-07:00

MY HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA MANU 3- L'poo Kosong(0)!!!!!!!! harharhRH! IN UR FACE LEH! BTW that match is just too godly...and stoopid mascherano...haha even the commentator also scold him for being dumb hopeless la

Mugger...

2008-03-24T08:42:00.000-07:00

Millions of ppl fear to be labelled muggers but then large chunks in this millions really are muggers. It jus struck me that i belong to that big chunk... hiax so i shall teach u guys tips on how to spot a mugger. 1) Someone who usually doesn't do homework until the eleventh hour suddenly becomes worried about unfinished hwk (like mE!) 2) Someone who used the library to sleep and listen to music actually makes full use of the library by studying and revising! omg! ( like me!!) 3) Someone who starts to laugh about ppl who did not finish their work until the last minute inside of u ( ok i dun do that too often so that gimme that look hahah!!!)

Whoever says ib is slack must really be executed...

mountain turt...

2008-03-17T03:19:00.000-07:00

i jus found out from my seniors they know abt the book le....hahaha looks loike those who didn't know abt this book are in the mountain turtle gang wit me! YAYEE!

To All NJcians...

2008-03-17T03:15:00.001-07:00

Just found something realli cool, a whole novel written based on our school. For non- njcians dun feel left out cos its a touching jc love story. Yo! aqua ppl the cover guy of the book is ur house captain!!!!! click here to read the book online http://www.goodybooks.com/ibelieveyou.htm

just another entry...

2008-01-17T07:07:00.000-08:00

So i'm gonna update more orientation pics from my beloved pae school NJC!!! In the mean time shall recount a bit of my life... .... ... yupps that's just abt it. HAHA! realli! nothing happened ok maybe the most significant thing is we are just 1 WEEK!!! away from o's results wow just listen to my heartbeat gonna be the next top hip hop beat la!!! LOL

the quest!

2008-01-13T00:43:00.000-08:00

BTw...

2008-01-13T00:31:00.000-08:00

haha i know random post!!! But i must realli say i'm am damn afraid of the upcomin JAe results...grrrrrr! I wanna do really really well...(well who doesn't) I'm Losin sleep yo! I just hope to guan yin ma that i would get flying colours for my results...realli!

PAe history...day ! in my skool NJC!!!

2008-01-13T00:27:00.000-08:00

Groggy day veri sian too...but then skool is still skool (means u still gotta go) so i dragged myself dere. LUcky for me i live within ten mins (walkin) from my school haha, i see lots of jealous ppl out there.
First week called admin week...do the math ppl admin=borin!!! so i was bored. Lucky we get to leave at 1pm haha that may probably be the highlight of the day...

抵达上海：第一天

2006-12-25T06:34:00.000-08:00

今天我感到兴奋又期待，因为我将第一次到上海去。脑子里一片空白，眨眼间就抵达了浦东机场。新加坡没有四季，所以那里的冬天让我感到十分“凉快”。虽然我们搭乘的是“红眼”班机，但是一到了师大一附中，我立即感受到家的温暖，可能是因为看到了熟悉面孔，还有同学们热烈的欢迎，总之让我们忘掉了疲惫。但是兴奋过后，我们还是感觉到了双眼的酸涩，看来我们终究是人类，都需要休息，所以我们第一天就比较早回宿舍。

在华师大一附中

2006-12-23T17:04:00.000-08:00

我在那儿的课室（11班）

第一天就有朋友交了！！！

我们的宿社

我的“整齐”桌子

哇！还有自己的客厅喔！

自恋。。。

乐翻天！！！