Monday, 31 March 2008
Crumpler for Sale! $50 dollars only
Its for a good cause...raising funds for the poor villagers in Fuzhou China...Do call me if interested...limited stocks left.
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Monday, 24 March 2008
jokes!
Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment. . . And they hired him, because he was so honest and funny!
Name: Greg Bulmash
Sex : Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: Yes.
Last Position Held: Target for middle-management hostility.
Salary: Less than I'm worth.
Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason For Leaving: It sucked.
Hours Available To Work: Any.
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do You Have Aany Sspecial Skills?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
May We Contact Your Current Employer?
If I had one, would I be here?
Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony?
Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is . . . no.
Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 LBS?
Of what?
Do You Have A Car?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
Do You Smoke?
Only when set on fire.
What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Kowledge?
No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Sign Here
Scorpio with Libra rising.
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment. . . And they hired him, because he was so honest and funny!
Name: Greg Bulmash
Sex : Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: Yes.
Last Position Held: Target for middle-management hostility.
Salary: Less than I'm worth.
Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason For Leaving: It sucked.
Hours Available To Work: Any.
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do You Have Aany Sspecial Skills?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
May We Contact Your Current Employer?
If I had one, would I be here?
Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony?
Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is . . . no.
Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 LBS?
Of what?
Do You Have A Car?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
Do You Smoke?
Only when set on fire.
What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Kowledge?
No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Sign Here
Scorpio with Libra rising.
Mugger...
Millions of ppl fear to be labelled muggers but then large chunks in this millions really are muggers. It jus struck me that i belong to that big chunk... hiax so i shall teach u guys tips on how to spot a mugger. 1) Someone who usually doesn't do homework until the eleventh hour suddenly becomes worried about unfinished hwk (like mE!) 2) Someone who used the library to sleep and listen to music actually makes full use of the library by studying and revising! omg! ( like me!!) 3) Someone who starts to laugh about ppl who did not finish their work until the last minute inside of u ( ok i dun do that too often so that gimme that look hahah!!!)
Whoever says ib is slack must really be executed...
Whoever says ib is slack must really be executed...
Monday, 17 March 2008
mountain turt...
i jus found out from my seniors they know abt the book le....hahaha looks loike those who didn't know abt this book are in the mountain turtle gang wit me! YAYEE!
To All NJcians...
Just found something realli cool, a whole novel written based on our school. For non- njcians dun feel left out cos its a touching jc love story. Yo! aqua ppl the cover guy of the book is ur house captain!!!!! click here to read the book online http://www.goodybooks.com/ibelieveyou.htm
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